Behind the Tee
At home, we were talking self-care routines, listing all the essentials—hydrate, meditate… and without missing a beat, I added, “Masturbate.”
Unisex Oversized T-Shirt with ‘Hydrate. Meditate. Masturbate.’ Print
- Material: 100% Organic Cotton, 200 g/m²—soft, durable, and eco-friendly.
- Fit: Oversized, with a dropped shoulder and high-neck design for a laid-back, stylish look.
- Quality: Crafted with the highest standards of sustainability, certified by GOTS, GRS, OCS, and OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Brand: Stanley/Stella Blaster—our pick for luxury, eco-conscious streetwear.
Worldwide Shipping Available 🌎
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Easy Returns!
Not satisfied with your purchase? No problem! We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of receiving your order. Simply ensure the product is unworn and in original condition, and we’ll handle the rest.
How It Works:
- Contact our support team for return authorisation.
- Ship the product back to us.
- Receive your refund or exchange quickly.
For more information, visit our Returns page or reach out to us directly for assistance.